THE KINGDOM BROADSIDES

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 3 farmhands and 2 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 156 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that The Parson's Hollow came down on Rancho de Carliana 😝 with 2 farmhands and 2 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 24 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 3 farmhands and 2 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 132 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Peddler's Hayfield with 2 farmhands and 1 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 80 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.